Humorous story:
Slip-slidin' across the parking lot after church, I began kicking the piles of frozen snow out of my Camry tire wells. The white stuff gets so packed in, that the wheels barely turn and there is a crunch-rattle racket as I drive. After deftly wielding the snow scraper handle around the wheels, I was tickled when several large ice rocks plopped from inside the four tire wells. "Whew, smooth driving now!" I thought. Then grabbing my keys, I clicked the clicker to get into my vehicle. But oddly, my car would not open. "This is not good," I mumbled to myself and God. Perhaps the cold has affected my key clicker. As I mozied around the back of the car, I noticed a spoiler. My silver Camry does not have a spoiler. Glancing inside the mystery vehicle, reality struck: "CHellooo, this is not your car, you NimRod!"
So you are very welcome, fellow Church-goer, whoever you are. The snow rocks are removed. Smooth sailing!
Today after school, I swung by my faithful Auto Guy. Josh, a former student, works there. He crow-barred a small quarry out of my Camry tire wells. Slipping him a 5 spot and some brownies, I thanked Josh. Smooth sailing!
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